What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Last Updated: 25.06.2025 02:00
“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”
Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”
“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”
Windows 11 Pro Is Going for Pennies on the Dollar, a 92% Price Drop Makes It Almost Free - Gizmodo
“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”
“Yes, that I am,” says the second.
I’m from Dublin, I am.”
Humpback Whale Bubble Rings May Be an Attempt to Communicate With Us - ScienceAlert
“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”
“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”
At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”
The big, bad bond market could derail Trump’s big, beautiful bill - vox.com
“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”
“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.
Is it possible to be a full-time, self-supporting working visual artist in today's society?
“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”
“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”